Prophecy of the Funnypicked

Told to Wahrog by an ancient Gnomish sorcerer, shortly before the Gnomish mass exodus."The Funnylord has me told,""of an age Sundered and Torn,""in which Fair Whirn, our home,""faces a crisis nary seen afore.""Four brave souls shall meet,""Stolen by seafaring dastards.""And against the tide of fate,""shall they unite to save their World.""One hero, of the lands far east,""with skin as dark as brown.""""Another, of the bloodwheat plains,""with a heart filled with revenge""""The third, a paladin for Good,""whose homeland was ravaged, and family crushed""""The last, from the western isles,""a thief with his head in the clouds.""chosen, they are, for a task""beyond all that they have faced,""to close the rift in space,""to save their entire race."