Children's Rhymes

Dovish children's rhyme
Little Yannus Oversnee

Went to work one day

With his half a loaf of cheese

And beany water gray

 

The children laughed and roared at him

Because he had no yam

So Yannus left with face all grim

To leap from the top of a dam.

Mercer children’s rhyme
Don't scream or toot or grunt

When you're around a Plunt

They're mean and brash and blunt

And doubly from the front

 

If ever you should hunt

A personal affront

Just head on up to Plork

And piddle by a Plunt

Trevon children’s rhyme
Dirty little onion men

Washing in the stream

Scare them!

Spook them!

Startle them!

Make them do a scream

 

Filthy little onion men

Farming by the brook

Hate them!

Curse them!

Swear at them!

Give a dirty look

 

Dusty little onion men

On a lily pad

Shake them!

Hit them!

Strangle them!

Make their family sad

 

Muddy little onion men

Hide behind a fern

Kill them!

End them!

Murder them!

All their kind shall burn