Creation

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God made Whirn a long time ago, and made an exact copy as well. The original he populated with beasts of all kinds, and the copy he decided to live in and not populate, but could watch the mortal Whirn do some history. The beasts have a war eventually that's big enough for them to almost kill each other off completely and the funny part is the only ones who come out ok are basically just humans and gnobs which is pretty silly. Meanwhile that whole time in the immortal copy of Whirn, God's raw creation power made the world itself come to life and this became the elementals. God was tired of putting down revolutions and whatnot and decided the funniest twist of irony he could possibly do was to belittle his own omnipotence, so when it came time to stop Glrr, he purposefully missed. The rest is history